if im not on here im either sleeping or eating.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
so my mom borrowed my laptop
and when she gave it back, this was her search history
is it bad im screaming or
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
talk to the mirror oh
choke back tears and
keep telling yourself that
The Take Over, The Break’s Over (or, that video where Pete gets put in his place by his own dog)
Nine in the afternOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn
Your eyes are the size of the mOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn